February 2010
http://www.doodlebuzz.com/ →
via @cbourdage
“If you’ve spent any time trolling the blogosphere, you’ve probably noticed a...”
– Chuck Klosterman, Eating the Dinosaur (via fimoculous)
legospaceship: GUILTY!
Watchsavingpaper:
Rules Grammar Change
“The U.S. Grammar Secretary that no more will rules English follow announced today the changes verbs, verb clauses, and adjectives placing involves frequent with random shuffling or elimination conjunctions and prepositions of.”
“Morals are just handcuffs made of words.”
– hawkpanther.com (via tumblndice)
“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...”
– Jack Handy
OK, so you’ve heard it before, but really, this is one of the funniest jokes I’ve heard.
“When you don’t have the heart to put him down yourself, call Dog Assassin.”
– Jack Handy
Porsche to unveil Cayenne Hybrid →
kevindwire:
This vehicle will feature a new “sailing mode,” which allows the gas engine to be completely shut off at speeds up to 97 mph.
WatchBetween Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis with Charlize Theron
Jordan: They'll say "What were you listening to, Jordan?"
Me: You'll say "Mexican werewolves!"
Jordan: El howl.
Zoolander 2 is on →
No Grapes, No Nuts, No Market Share →
Mixed with yeast (one cup per 2,000 pounds) and water, the flour turns to dough, gets chopped into 10-pound loaves and sent into a huge oven — 1,610 loaves at a time. “Now it gets interesting,” Mr. Vargas said at his workstation, watching the loaves emerge from the oven and catapult into the darkness. An instant later, they hit the fan — a whirling high-speed shredder that rips them to...
Why Can’t PCs Work More Like iPhones? →
WatchThe Best of Tim and Eric Nite Live
Targeted Killing in Dubai →
(via squill37)
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“So lucid, random kindness freaks you out? And both of you are sitting here...”
– Xeni Jardin, co-editor of Boing Boing
The 10 Most Addictive Sounds in the World →
Does anyone else always smell chicken when they’re recovering from anything sinusy? Everything smells like chicken. I have to end this with a question mark so you can reply?
Kasper Hauser Comedy Podcast Ep. 7: Captain's Log →
Somehow these guys do something completely new and incredibly hilarious within a parody of the original Star Trek. This is genius.
http://www.shadyurl.com/ →
Example: http://spongebob.nick.com/backstage/characters/spongebob/
becomes
http://5z8.info/malicious-cookie_d5d2_hateminorities
“And on the fifth day, God created the Filet-O-Fish?”
– andyromey
who is Tiger Woods?
Watch out!
kevindwire:
So I see about 10 signs a day that say “Watch out for falling ice”.
What exactly are these supposed to accomplish?
I’d prefer a sign that just said, “You may die right now”.
me: yeah i saw something on twitter about an emotion
jordan: that sentence is going to be time's person of the year
Overheard on the janitor's wakie-talkie
kevindwire:
“Mike, we’ve got a problem. There’s another chicken in here. BUCKAAAWWWW.” Theories abound.
I was going to watch the Shaun White McDonald’s All American Game, so I gave NBC.com a direct hit, no referrer, and had to click 3-too-many times to watch what’s supposed to be the sports highlight of the month, when NBC let me know my browser wasn’t Silverlight compliant. I was going to switch over to IE, when I remembered it was 2010 and I wasn’t going to put up with BS...
It makes me sad when people really buy into the story arc of Olympians. But I only realized today why that is: The Olympics are a really poorly presented reality show (albeit staffed by tremendous talents (unlike, say, American Idol)). I’d rather they bought into The Hills — at least the editing is pitch-perfect.
edit: yes, I know, I’m a wannabe elitist ass.
http://apparatjik.com/ →
New band, featuring members of Coldplay, recalls OK Computer-era Radiohead modern Deathcab and M83. I’ve missed the really strange, over-produced band website for some time. But yeah, this music is pretty good. Interested to hear more. (via yvynyl, brilliantlydifferent)
“I studiously avoid looking at myself in a mirror. It would not be productive. If...”
– Roger Ebert, who adheres to the philosophy: “Resentment is allowing someone to live rent-free in a room in your head.” (via savingpaper)
