"I can’t wait to see how this movie ends. Do you think Ashton will get dumped by the girl version of his particular brand of asshole, and then spend the last 5 minutes of the movie reminicing about their relationship while flipping through photos on his Nikon CoolPix camera? Or do you think Ashton and GirlAshton will stay together and go frolic on the beach while taking pictures of each other with their respective Nikon CoolPix cameras? Or do you think maybe Ashton will tragically choke to death after accidentally swallowing his Nikon CoolPix camera while trying to take a picture of his uvula, and then GirlAshton will host a tribute/exhibition of the resulting photos at the hottest poolside gallery in LA? Anything could happen!"

— Ashton Kutcher Stars In Ashton Kutcher: The Movie

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