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Precisely why I will not hand out candy this year. I only had 5 trick or treaters. Me and my lady bumps will do just...
Only because nobody came to my house for Trick-or-Treating
90% of this is truth because we didn’t get that many ToTers this year.
It’s like everyone knows what we did with those Butterfingers, baby.
I’ve already eaten a few bags worth
That’s how it goes.