"My head has literally exploded into pieces on my desk and I’m writing this as a ghost. THIS WAS ON THE FRONT PAGE?!???: “This summer, women have a new body part to worry about: cankles.” Also: “A spokeswoman for the American Podiatric Medical Association says the word is not a medical term.”
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I’m disappointed that they left out another category of ankle—the kind I have—the kind I’ve dubbed “the mankle.” Yes, that’s man-ankle. I have the ankles of a man, with a circumference that could snap any and all of my dainty childhood ankle bracelets. You see, it’s different from a cankle, because there is distinction between my calf and ankle, but my ankles are still unsatisfactory. I believe I’ve scooped the WSJ on the NEWEST body part women have to worry about this summer. And I feel misrepresented by their reporting because I really would’ve liked some info on surgeries that can shave down bone and ligament in my ankles to get rid of my mankles. Thankles."
— the.trifler: “It’s Now the Ankle That Rankles” - WSJ, ARE YOU FOR REAL?