"Carving orange pumpkins sounds like a pretty fitting way to ring in the season. You know what else does? Performing an all-gourd reenactment of an episode of Diff’rent Strokes—specifically the one when Arnold and Dudley experience a disturbing brush with sexual molestation. Felonies and gourds have one very important commonality: they’re both extremely fucking real."
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.
Thank you, Jordan