or “Tiger playing golf again is like the first episode of “Jon and Kate Plus 8” after they got caught cheating on each other.”
or “Eventually, I figured out that by ‘pressure,’ he meant ‘hype.’ The way George W. Bush kept saying ‘freedom’ when he meant ‘us.’”
(I might come around to The Awl after all … probs not — all of their articles assume you get your news elsewhere, which probably reads really great to a roomful of editors who mainline the AP newswire and by that I mean read Gawker sites. Fortunately for me, I happened to see this headline on the elevator news screen.)
(via alexbalk)
